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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
perks-of-being-chinese
nasturbate

ahh yes the basketball. males 12+ only. nice

drunktrophywife

Except there’s a difference between men’s basketballs and women’s basketballs because women have smaller hands women’s balls have a smaller diameter while men have larger hands and their basketballs have larger diameters

nasturbate

yo ok what she said my bad

cashemoji

That was the most mature dispute I have ever seen on the internet

sittingatthetypewriter

Tumblr, you’ve done it.

buttcheekpalmkang

They have men’s basketballs, women’s basketballs, and youth sized basketballs. Just like they have different sized footballs for different ages.

blueivysedges

Equality does not mean everyone gets the same thing because we are all inherently different. Equality is recognizing differences and making sure everyone gets the same opportunity based on those differences, which isn’t always “equal”.

zulubunsen

A MATURE ARGUMENT ON TUMBLR

I LIKE IT

disneyprincessoflyrian

REBLOG THIS, YOU MAY NEVER SEE A DISPUTE THIS CALM AGAIN

Source: nasturbate
thegraymethod
micdotcom

Watch: Donald Trump wants to round up undocumented immigrants … in a “humane” way. Scott Pelley shuts him down in numerous ways.

youfuckingegg

“THE PRESIDENT IS NOT THE CEO OF AMERICA.”

I’m done, write that on my tombstone, it’s the most on point thing anyone has ever said

owen-meany

man if i were a social studies teacher right now i would teach the SHIT out of this clip

bisexualmarshmallow

damegreywulf

geekandmisandry

hearthandheart

geekandmisandry

Donald Trump wants to be in charge, he wants to create his version of an ideal America and has no interest in democracy at all, he’s open about it … and he has supporters. 

spoopyfolk

The part of the issue that this clip misses is that Donald Trump has gone on record saying that he doesn’t want to just round up undocumented immigrants.  He has blatantly stated he wants to do this to the children of undocumented immigrants who were born legally in this country and are thus granted full U.S. citizenship.

Donald Trump, in his own words, wants to round up and deport AMERICAN CITIZENS.

Source: mic.com
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snoozingcat

sometime I just think about how easy it would be to market superheroes toward little girls and I am filled with rage

like do these people not realize how fucking easy this shit would be

there’s the dazzler she’s like a popstar and a superhero do you know how many 4-12 year old girls would dig that shit

there’s the wasp and her superpowers are seriously like zapping jerks, flying, and being cuter than everybody else. also she’s a famous fashion designer. and she’s better than you. (like she shrinks and stuff too but mainly her power is being better than you)

she-hulk is like this nerdy chick with the power to get bigger and greener and be spontaneously tougher than everybody in the vicinity like I don’t even know a little girl who wouldn’t slit someone’s throat for the ability to be stronger than all the boys when they pissed her off

little girl likes magic? scarlet witch

little girl likes science? invisible woman

little girl likes spies? black widow

little girl likes aliens? karolina dean

little girl likes bionic arms? misty knight

little girl likes flying horses? wow. guess who has one of those? valkyrie. valkyrie does.

My point is that’s it’s so fucking easy so chop-chop, Marvel, get on it. Seriously, I went ten years of my life thinking superheroes were boys. That’s ten years of you not profiting off of my inability to refrain from buying even the crappiest merchandise you offer if it has a character I love on it. Little girls are an enormous market; they will buy all your shit if you just suggest to them that maybe they’d like to.

or you could just keep on not profiting when you could be making money selling literally any object that has enough space to plaster a female superhero’s face on it. that’s cool too.

kateordie

TOO TRUE

Source: snoozingcat